solving the enigma

sorry Danielle

so yesterday in the parking garage at the big giant mall near the aquarium, I was spraying my pepper spray showing Danielle that I could easily fuck someone up if they came at us

so she decides to go to the area I sprayed and smell it….THE WHOLE WAY HOME WE WERE ON THE BELTWAY WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN SO SHE COULD AIR OUR HER BURNING FACE HAHAAHA

i’d go with boy B js js

I KNOW ur right. TaY Tay u always right

crystal-consciousness:

idk

I have a friend from high school who posed in playboy’s lingerie magazine and another friend who does almost completely naked photo shoots a lot and they do get posted on the photographers website, I’m just not bothered by those type of things

do what makes you happy, that’s the way I see it.

^^^do what makes you happy, the words I freakin live by

pettitte-stare:

one thing i love about baseball is that mlb keeps a record of literally every single little thing

like on yes network i’ll be watching a game 

and like, mark teixeira or someone will get a hit

and michael will be like 

“that was the first time someone got a hit 3 feet to the left of first base batting right handed against a 32 year old pitcher from cuba on the third wednesday in august since bobby smith did that 54 years ago” 

The 10 Most Perverted Names In Sports

this was number 1:

for my Valentine, I’m making these 2 CDs:

1. Love Songs That Don’t SUCK
2. Songs that are Awesome Like You

and I also made chocolates:

1. heart shaped pumpkin spice truffles
2. heart shaped peanut butter covered chocolate truffles
3. pink heart shaped vanilla covered chocolate truffles
4. heart shaped original truffles

he hacked his friends account and posted this on the message boards

my friend Danielle saw that he commented on it

…so I commented on it AND 2 PEOPLE PAWED IT LOOL (so it’s like they like it LOL)